Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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