sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
