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worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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