hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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