So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize
