The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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