I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
