Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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