I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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