you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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