Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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