Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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