he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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