ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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