Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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