He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
two words...techno handjob
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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