Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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