You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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