I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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