Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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