Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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