Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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