are you still at the devil's house?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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