Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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