I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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