Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just blew my weed a kiss
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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