I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dignity is for republicans.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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