Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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