So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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