My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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