we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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