the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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