I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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