so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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