I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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