: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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