I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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