I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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