just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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