i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
