Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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