People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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