Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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