Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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