Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
