Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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