Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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