I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
