So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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