ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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