i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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