They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
The power of my boobs compel you
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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